I’m telling a story tomorrow night at “40 Years of Sex in San Francisco,” celebrating the 40th anniversary of San Francisco Sex Information (SFSI), for which I’ve volunteered since 1993 (yeah, that’s almost 20 years!) It’s hosted by Dixie De La Tour of Bawdy Storytelling and features stories by Carol Queen, Dossie Easton, Fakir Musafar, Cleo Dubois, SFSI co-founder Maggi Rubenstein, and more! There will be dancing after the storytelling.

Note: Speaking in the royal We, in fact SFSI’s values ARE “Our values,” and they are quite earnestly typified by the above image, which shows not only how free-wheeling and loosey-goosey we SFSI alumni can be, but just how awkward we look when trying to start a threesome.

In its original incarnation, however, this bizarre image is intended to convey how dangerous San Francisco is. It is a screencap from this hilarious 2008 campaign video from Missouri.